Sexy + Funny: Your Yoga Pants and These Yoga Shirts
One doesn’t usually think of yoga and comedy in the same sentence; which is unfortunate because the two absolutely can mesh together. Nowhere is this more evident in the bevy of funny yoga-related t-shirts that are available here, there, and everywhere. Here are a few of our favorites, including one straight from the shelves of IAmFunnyShirts.com. Combine with yoga pants, and you’ll easily achieve that perfect combination of both funny and sexy.
Like most things in life that are healthy and beneficial, yoga is not easy and oftentimes painful. So if you’re one of those people who stretch their frowny face muscles every time you try to stretch your foot over your head, this funny shirt is for you. Nervousness, fear, anger, determination, and failed attempts to drown out the pain are all immortalized on this shirt. When people laugh and ask which face represents you that day, you can proudly look then in the eye and say, “all of them.”
Chances are, you’re aware of the Keep “Calm and Carry On” meme that has been overexposed and completely butchered by every hack comedian with a web connection and rudimentary Photoshop skills. It takes a lot to make us smile at a Keep Calm and ___ joke at this point, but this yoga shirt does just that. Perhaps it’s because “Om” is so close to “On” it actually feels inspired, as opposed to most jokes of this ilk, which are little more than random words that don’t bear even the slightest resemblance to the original line.
Regardless of whether or not you think that “om” actually works as a meditation tool (though research shows that it probably does), you’ll find both humor and inspiration in this funny shirt.
Yoga positions have some awful interesting names: Downward Dog, Cow Face, Fire Log, Happy Baby, and so many more. Well, here’s a funny shirt that lists a bunch if possible names that would be too weird, even for yoga. Do we even want to know what a Crippled Eagle pose would look like? Perhaps one arm outstretched with the other dangling awkwardly and lifelessly on the side?
As far as a Wet Cat goes, that wouldn’t work for yoga at all. Yoga is all about finding inner peace and melting away stress. Ever seen a cat react to getting wet? There’s no peace there, but stress a-plenty. If you feel anything like a wet cat after a yoga session, you need to change your workout, because it’s not doing its job.
Finally, we have one of our own shirts, which you can buy right here. Few things go together like yoga and Disney, as this shirt proudly displays. You can’t deny that when they lift Simba high into the air to unveil him in front of his new kingdom, the scene looks exactly like a traditional yoga pose. We didn’t deny it, so we turned it into a shirt.
Also, this may or may not actually be how you spell the chant, but it’s still a virtual guarantee that everyone will get the joke. If they don’t, simply do the chant yourself and they’ll understand. Don’t worry about looking silly — you wear funny t-shirts all the time. Looking silly is your JOB.
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