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6 Shirts Worth Getting a Wicked Farmer’s Tan For

Nothing says summer like a hot, sunny day, but the downside to enjoying the weather is that you can end up with a tan that makes you look like you were raised in a barn. You can’t just go shirtless, because that’s often not practical, but you’re not about to stay indoors all summer long either. The solution is obvious: wear a shirt so awesome it doesn’t matter what your tan looks like, because no one will be looking at your arms. 

6. Nice Bass

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Nothing says summer like fishing, except maybe ogling the people who are out swimming in your fishing hole. The “Nice Bass”shirt pays tribute to both of these summer pastimes with its ode to fishing, bass, and certain things that rhyme with bass. Grass, for example. Grass is beautiful in the summer. 

5. Motorboat

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Or, if you’re more of a boat person, the “Motorboat” shirt will let everyone know your preference. Sure, bass fishing is nice and all, but it just doesn’t compare to the pleasures of a good, long ride on a motorboat. It’s another classic summer activity, although some of us would motorboat all year long if we could. 

4. Pitch a Tent

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Between bass fishing and motorboating, you’re going to be exhausted after a long, hard summer day. This shirt will let everyone know that you’re ready to pitch a tent and retire to bed for the night. Admittedly, the summer heat might make it tough to sleep in a shirt no matter how comfortable it is, but whatever happens inside that tent you pitched is entirely up to you. 

3. I’m a Little Cooler

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So it’s the next day on your big summer trip and the only thing you want on this scorching hot morning is a nice, cold drink. Well, you know where to find it, and your “I’m a Little Cooler” shirt will both spread the news and remind everyone that yes, you are in fact just a little bit cooler than them. Because you have the shirt, and they do not.

2. I’m On a Beach

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Of course, there’s only one place that’s truly perfect for knocking back that cold drink, and that’s, as the shirt says, “On a Beach.”Look at it, it even has the cup holders. Two of them, so you can double fist. Go for it, we’re not going to judge you. If you packed that little cooler right it should still hold a lot of cold, tasty beverages. So go ahead and tell everyone where you are, or at least where you want to be. 

1. Sailing Away

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All good things must come to an end, and that includes your summer vacation. Leave it in style with a “sailing away” shirt that says exactly how you’re going out. Or maybe you’re just getting your summer and your farmer’s tan started – in that case, this shirt will tell everyone where to find you. Just make sure they bring a couple of those coolers.

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